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Tickle your funny bones with these hilarious SMS's
 

A true love story: Once a mosquito falls in love with a hen. One day they kissed each other. Hen died of malaria and mosquito died of bird-flu.

CONGRATS! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, just throw your phone against the wall and arrange the pieces back. It's fun! Try it!

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Marriage: a contract in which the boy loses his Bachelors Degree & the girl gets her Masters Degree.

><(((:>I send you this fish as a sign of friendship. Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that fish wont DIE:-)

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...That's why boys go to college regularly...

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me Saala? Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta hai?

You are my favorite friend 'cause u r G- Great .. H-Hot .. O-One in a million .. N- Naughty ... C- Cute ... H-Humble ... U-Unique ... In short, u r “GHONCHU”… Khush?

Chota baccha 100 watt bulb par Baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?" Baccha: Baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

TEACHER: U call ur mother as MUM.. What will u call ur Mother's younger sister and elder sister? Student: So simple Madam, MINIMUM and MAXIMUM.

 
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