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  • Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
    Student: Father-in-Law!


  • Girl announced her engagement to her father.
    Father: Does this fellow has any money?
    Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!


  • Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.


  • True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!


  • Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!


  • U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!


  • Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
    Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

 
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Posted by:  Manish K Pardasani On:  8/25/2009 4:48:09 PM
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Posted by:  Ashis Das On:  8/19/2009 2:49:50 PM
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